Man shoplifts rib-eye steaks using his colostomy bag

  David Samuel Hoyt, 55    (C)SpartanburgCountySheriff’sOffice

55-year-old David Samuel Hoyt has been accused of stealing five packs of rib-eye steaks to a value of $75 from a grocery store in South Carolina, using his colostomy bag.
When questioned by deputies, Hoyte denied having stolen any meat but his girlfriend exposed him by confirming the Food Lion theft, telling them he had hid the meat in the medical pouch that is used to collect human waste that would normally pass through a person’s rectum.
He was arrested and charged with shoplifting and detained on $2,130 bail according to the reports on Smoking gun.